Junk Ugly

RankItemQuantity
#394668 scroll1
#507-inch discus1
#6269-ball1
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#291Bash-Ōs cereal1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#1011Goodfella contract1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#343Gummi-DNA1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#131Meat maid1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#192Mer-kin takebag1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#287Neuromancer1
#742Now and Earlier1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#1319Senior Mints1
#644Steal This Candy1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#335abandoned candy1
#623alphabet gum1
#127amber aviator shades1
#533ancient spice1
#143anemone nematocyst1
#271ant hoe1
#252ant pitchfork1
#260ant sickle1
#208banana spritzer1
#1234bar skin1
#122bar whip1
#306bargain flash powder1
#100basic meat kilt1
#231bat haggis1
#138beer basted brat1
#416begpwnia1
#88berry-infused sake1
#669black forest cake1
#695black helmet1
#918black-and-blue light1
#964bloody clown pants1
#759blue glowstick1
#941blue plasma ball1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1329bottle of gin1
#42bottle of perfume1
#1141candied kobold1
#858candy brain1
#1660cheap toaster1
#81citrus-infused sake1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#176coconut bikini top1
#248cold hi mein1
#570cream stout1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#5deck of lewd playing cards3
#167delicious stinkbug1
#923demon skin1
#1849disco ball1
#550divine blowout1
#573divine champagne flute1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#548divine noisemaker1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#112eel skin1
#2833eggnog1
#193elven whittling knife1
#605enchanted bean1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#82fish bazooka1
#92fish scimitar1
#498flamin' bindle1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#81flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#67flask of porquoise juice1
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#815foam dart1
#275gimlet1
#210gingham blouse1
#289glob of green slime1
#132gnatloaf casserole1
#1909green beer1
#1158green candy heart1
#81green pixie spog1
#150haiku katana1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#103high-pressure seltzer bottle1
#433horizontal tango1
#266hot hi mein1
#998hot katana blade1
#309imitation crab meat1
#304interesting-looking twig1
#82jug of baconstone juice1
#66jug of hamethyst juice1
#79jug of porquoise juice1
#543jug-o-magicalness1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#795leathery cat skin1
#587leathery rat skin1
#101live nautical mine1
#142long pork casserole1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#341love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#128marine aquamarine1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#693meat from yesterday1
#73melon-infused sake1
#168menudo1
#133moist sailor's cap1
#600mullet wig1
#568necklace chain1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#440opera mask1
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#1890oyster basket1
#737personal massager1
#982personalized coffee mug1
#537piercing post1
#1153pink candy heart1
#1205pink glowstick1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#1281plot hole1
#262plump juicy grub1
#145pr0n stir-fry1
#437prismatic wad1
#337prussian cathouse1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#727purple glowstick1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#173ring setting1
#192rough fish scale1
#65rusty broken diving helmet1
#112rusty compass1
#55rusty porthole1
#120rusty speargun1
#156safety vest1
#446sand dollar1
#377scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker1
#422scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker1
#447scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#404scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#410scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1
#397scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker1
#228sea blueberry1
#210sea cauliflower1
#215sea persimmon1
#159seaode1
#155seaweed1
#313shaving cream1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#374spiced rum1
#180spicy bean burrito1
#157spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#135spicy jumping bean burrito1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#799stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#320strawberry pie1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#198super salad1
#351tambourine1
#617tassel1
#75tasteful black bow tie1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#102tiny bust of Pallas1
#107tofu stir-fry1
#1136tomato1
#135unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#67vial of baconstone juice1
#67vial of hamethyst juice1
#62vial of porquoise juice1
#1160white candy heart1
#1104white lightning1
#802white picket fence1
#61woolen cravat1
#337yellow brick road1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 239 items total!

what items are this player missing?