Junk Ugly

RankItemQuantity
#394668 scroll1
#507-inch discus1
#6259-ball1
#275Alewife™ Ale1
#391Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#290Bash-Ōs cereal1
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#1742Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#499Elfin shortbread1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#1014Goodfella contract1
#235Gordon Bennett1
#342Gummi-DNA1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#132Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#131Meat maid1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#182Mer-kin fastjuice1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#184Mer-kin hookspear1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#190Mer-kin takebag1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#287Neuromancer1
#741Now and Earlier1
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#1318Senior Mints1
#644Steal This Candy1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#335abandoned candy1
#623alphabet gum1
#127amber aviator shades1
#534ancient spice1
#142anemone nematocyst1
#271ant hoe1
#253ant pitchfork1
#260ant sickle1
#208banana spritzer1
#1234bar skin1
#122bar whip1
#307bargain flash powder1
#100basic meat kilt1
#230bat haggis1
#138beer basted brat1
#417begpwnia1
#88berry-infused sake1
#668black forest cake1
#695black helmet1
#918black-and-blue light1
#964bloody clown pants1
#759blue glowstick1
#942blue plasma ball1
#2409blue plastic oyster egg1
#2376blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2623blue striped oyster egg1
#1330bottle of gin1
#42bottle of perfume1
#1140candied kobold1
#857candy brain1
#1660cheap toaster1
#81citrus-infused sake1
#43clockwork detective skull1
#177coconut bikini top1
#248cold hi mein1
#569cream stout1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#5deck of lewd playing cards3
#167delicious stinkbug1
#923demon skin1
#1849disco ball1
#549divine blowout1
#573divine champagne flute1
#447divine champagne popper1
#479divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#586dope gangsta bling-bling1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#112eel skin1
#2834eggnog1
#193elven whittling knife1
#605enchanted bean1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#82fish bazooka1
#92fish scimitar1
#498flamin' bindle1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#82flask of baconstone juice1
#77flask of hamethyst juice1
#67flask of porquoise juice1
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#815foam dart1
#274gimlet1
#211gingham blouse1
#288glob of green slime1
#132gnatloaf casserole1
#1908green beer1
#1157green candy heart1
#81green pixie spog1
#150haiku katana1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#104high-pressure seltzer bottle1
#433horizontal tango1
#267hot hi mein1
#999hot katana blade1
#308imitation crab meat1
#303interesting-looking twig1
#81jug of baconstone juice1
#65jug of hamethyst juice1
#78jug of porquoise juice1
#544jug-o-magicalness1
#1165lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2308lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2029lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1767lavender striped oyster egg1
#795leathery cat skin1
#588leathery rat skin1
#101live nautical mine1
#142long pork casserole1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#346love song of smoldering passion1
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#320love song of vague ambiguity1
🥉makeshift castanets1
#128marine aquamarine1
#1984mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1847mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#694meat from yesterday1
#73melon-infused sake1
#167menudo1
#132moist sailor's cap1
#599mullet wig1
#568necklace chain1
#1365off-white paisley oyster egg1
#1735off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#441opera mask1
#849orange and black Crimboween candy1
#1889oyster basket1
#738personal massager1
#982personalized coffee mug1
#537piercing post1
#1152pink candy heart1
#1205pink glowstick1
#2046pixellated candy heart1
#1281plot hole1
#262plump juicy grub1
#144pr0n stir-fry1
#438prismatic wad1
#336prussian cathouse1
#321psycho sweater1
#2035puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2254puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#727purple glowstick1
#2228red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2206red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1647red striped oyster egg1
#173ring setting1
#192rough fish scale1
#66rusty broken diving helmet1
#112rusty compass1
#55rusty porthole1
#120rusty speargun1
#155safety vest1
#445sand dollar1
#377scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker1
#422scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker1
#448scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#405scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker1
#410scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1
#398scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker1
#227sea blueberry1
#209sea cauliflower1
#215sea persimmon1
#160seaode1
#154seaweed1
#312shaving cream1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#318sinister altar fragment1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#373spiced rum1
#180spicy bean burrito1
#158spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#135spicy jumping bean burrito1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#181spooky stir-fry1
#799stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#320strawberry pie1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#198super salad1
#350tambourine1
#616tassel1
#75tasteful black bow tie1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#585tin cup of mulligan stew1
#102tiny bust of Pallas1
#106tofu stir-fry1
#1137tomato1
#136unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#67vial of baconstone juice1
#67vial of hamethyst juice1
#62vial of porquoise juice1
#1158white candy heart1
#1105white lightning1
#802white picket fence1
#61woolen cravat1
#336yellow brick road1
#1801yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2819yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 239 items total!

what items are this player missing?