| #718 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #82 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #96 | green candy heart | 400 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #100 | lavender candy heart | 400 |
| #129 | orange candy heart | 400 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #117 | pink candy heart | 400 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #598 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #960 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 49 |
| #1298 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #1022 | stuffed angry cow | 48 |
| #1286 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1226 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #2593 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1168 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 44 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1592 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
| #1152 | stuffed mind flayer | 45 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #976 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #674 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 32 |
| #975 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1428 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #2280 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #861 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #950 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1326 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #724 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #114 | white candy heart | 400 |
| #184 | yellow candy heart | 300 |