| #714 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #529 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #96 | green candy heart | 400 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #119 | groose grease | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #100 | lavender candy heart | 400 |
| #129 | orange candy heart | 400 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #117 | pink candy heart | 400 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #952 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 49 |
| #1294 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 39 |
| #1018 | stuffed angry cow | 48 |
| #1282 | stuffed astral badger | 40 |
| #1222 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 42 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1164 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 44 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1590 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
| #1147 | stuffed mind flayer | 45 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #974 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #673 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 32 |
| #971 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1426 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #2278 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 22 |
| #860 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #947 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #114 | white candy heart | 400 |
| #182 | yellow candy heart | 300 |