| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #309 | LED block | 4 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1217 | iGoogly | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #518 | nanofiber cloth | 10 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1408 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1314 | roll of toilet paper | 23 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7029 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3418 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #1173 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |