| #1039 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #109 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 12 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #27 | Mayflower bouquet | 2 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #55 | Time Juice | 11 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #204 | arrow'd heart balloon | 3 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #820 | ball | 7 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #157 | box of sunshine | 2,541 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #216 | broken cellular phone | 20 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #360 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 18 |
| #1068 | clown hammer | 16 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #43 | decaying goldfish liver | 166 |
| #17 | displaced fish | 5,987 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1197 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #962 | fake hand | 18 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #150 | fish-liver oil | 168 |
| #10 | fishy fish | 292 |
| #13 | fishy wand | 11 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1153 | ghost cucumber | 20 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #228 | green candy heart | 134 |
| #249 | heart-shaped balloon | 51 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1165 | jazz soap | 12 |
| #1129 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #218 | lavender candy heart | 132 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1229 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #284 | orange candy heart | 124 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1129 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 15 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #231 | pink candy heart | 137 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #64 | prussian cathouse | 25 |
| #465 | purple snowcone | 20 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1229 | rubber emo roe | 13 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #463 | spectral pickle | 24 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #387 | string of blue beads | 29 |
| #1033 | string of green beads | 11 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #460 | stuffed doppelshifter | 30 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #226 | white candy heart | 153 |
| #1364 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #29 | wizard action figure | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #318 | yellow candy heart | 129 |
| #876 | yellow snowcone | 34 |
| #711 | yo-yo | 36 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |