Bottom Feeder

RankItemQuantity
#4611-ball10
#4292-ball10
#4563-ball10
#4434-ball10
#4395-ball10
#4426-ball10
#4597-ball10
#11148-ball10
#1099-ball10
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#762Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air5
#364CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#175CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)4
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1392CRIMBCO mug4
#1196CRIMBCO scrip30
#1421CRIMBCO wine3
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#238Crimbo wreath3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2849Crimbuck5
#915Dickory Farms Gift Basket5
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#44Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration23
#1229Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#10Underworld flail1
#40Underworld sapling1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#49Zu Mannkäse Dienen50
#125archaeologing shovel1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#186baby cuddlefish1
#326bag of bones5
#290banana20
#32banana cream pie20
#27banana daiquiri20
#247banana peel20
#48banana smoothie20
#19banana spritzer20
#684barrrnacle20
#807bath ball gift set5
#58beach glass bead100
#475big rock1
#797bone chips5
#82brine165
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#546bunch of bananas5
#76bungle in the jungle20
#74cosmic lemonade2
#385deluxe fax machine1
🥇displaced fish1,138,483
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1416enchanted leopard-print barbell3
#164floaty inverse geode1
#143floaty pebbles3
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#49floaty sand413
#121foreign box1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#84gingerbread house6
#32golden plastic oyster egg5
#55grouper fangirl1
🥈halibut500
#865handful of hand chalk10
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#146jar of swamp gas500
#56live lobster24
#59magic dragonfish fry1
#120miniature coffin1
#34misfit dolly3
#48misfit hobby horse2
#52misfit teddy bear2
#802motivational poster4
#169mysterious present1
#599mysterious silver lapel pin1
#128ninja mop20
#532pail20
#85pile of loose snow2
#914pool cue2
#164powdered toad horn1
#233quantum taco101
#420[2108]rock10
#170rockfish stomach1
#1177sandwich of the gods5
#56seaweed16
#917slow jam collection3
#550spooky pirate skeleton1
#42star starfish20
#79strange shiny disc86
#161string of Crimbo lights4
#1960stuffed astral badger26
#1111stuffed baby gravy fairy46
#1565stuffed cocoabo32
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#1310stuffed flaming gravy fairy39
#1834stuffed frozen gravy fairy28
#932stuffed hand turkey53
#1121stuffed mind flayer46
#254stuffed ninja snowman21
#1627stuffed scary death orb32
#1190stuffed sleazy gravy fairy42
#1138stuffed spooky gravy fairy45
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#1360stuffed undead elbow macaroni38
#1224sunken chest1
#541twinkly wad100
#151waterlogged crate1
#19wok lobster10

Wow, that's 1,141,557 items total!

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