| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #797 | Crimbuck | 1,000 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #891 | roll of toilet paper | 58 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |