| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #77 | effluvious emerald | 22 |
| #905 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #148 | steamy ruby | 10 |
| #112 | tawdry amethyst | 11 |
| #214 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |