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| #14 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 8 |
| #141 | BACON | 11 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #187 | C.H.U.M. chum | 7 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #308 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 180 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #152 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #159 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #161 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #289 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #131 | antique greaves | 85 |
| #115 | antique helmet | 98 |
| #336 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #456 | antique record album | 5 |
| #117 | antique shield | 98 |
| #127 | antique spear | 95 |
| #304 | awful poetry journal | 458 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #3121 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #326 | chaos butterfly | 758 |
| #112 | coconut shell | 900 |
| #177 | corncob pipe | 9 |
| #326 | disturbing fanfic | 461 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #112 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #342 | furry fur | 242 |
| #157 | giant gym membership card | 2 |
| #108 | giant needle | 930 |
| #66 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #122 | little paper umbrella | 975 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #114 | magical ice cubes | 750 |
| #240 | mojo filter | 5 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #185 | panhandle panhandling hat | 9 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #345 | plot hole | 400 |
| #353 | procrastination potion | 150 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #79 | scrumptious reagent | 2,200 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2298 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3212 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2654 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2570 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #1862 | stuffed treasure chest | 10 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #758 | thin black candle | 90 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |