| #623 | 1-ball | 6 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #713 | 7-ball | 5 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #845 | box | 4 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #565 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #446 | lihc face | 8 |
| #513 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #685 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #74 | plain brown wrapper | 15 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #578 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |