| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #337 | Mountain Stream soda | 68 |
| #1100 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #309 | brick | 122 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #231 | lowercase N | 75 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #710 | paperclip | 26 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #347 | roll of toilet paper | 274 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #99 | spooky eyeliner | 25 |
| #166 | spooky lipstick | 15 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #237 | thin black candle | 1,137 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #639 | twinkly wad | 50 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |