| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #337 | Mountain Stream soda | 68 |
| #1099 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #4215 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #308 | brick | 122 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #231 | lowercase N | 75 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #709 | paperclip | 26 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #95 | right half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #345 | roll of toilet paper | 274 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #98 | spooky eyeliner | 25 |
| #166 | spooky lipstick | 15 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #237 | thin black candle | 1,137 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6144 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6157 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #638 | twinkly wad | 50 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |