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| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
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| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
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| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
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| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
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| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
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| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #158 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 65 |
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| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
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| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
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| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #547 | grog | 1 |
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| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
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| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #9 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 600 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
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| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
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| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
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| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
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| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #630 | spooky eggnog | 9 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #609 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #659 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #699 | tofurkey leg | 12 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #14 | worn tophat | 925 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |