| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #731 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 4 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #722 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1594 | Imp Ale | 9 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #269 | NG | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1569 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 5 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #472 | antique greaves | 9 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #495 | antique helmet | 8 |
| #506 | antique shield | 8 |
| #508 | antique spear | 8 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #1549 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #848 | disease | 3 |
| #124 | disintegrating sheet music | 70 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #186 | dusty right first rear claw | 2 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #290 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #656 | frigid ninja stars | 22 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #579 | hair spray | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #150 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #873 | meat vortex | 7 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #622 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 22 |
| #1057 | plot hole | 8 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #175 | ring of conflict | 3 |
| #164 | ring of fire resistance | 3 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1009 | spider web | 3 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #382 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |