| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #467 | donated candy | 3 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #25 | old sweatpants | 1,489 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |