| #29 | BRICKO airship | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO gargantuchicken | 1 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #65 | Rainbow's Gravity | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #73 | delicious salad | 429 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |