| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #356 | FDKOL commendation | 948 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #433 | FDKOL hotcakes | 3 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1009 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #77 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #342 | bottle of whiskey | 106 |
| #2287 | box of sunshine | 51 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2053 | brick | 4 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #239 | cream pie | 4 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #89 | disintegrating sheet music | 117 |
| #415 | drop of water-37 | 3 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #22 | exactly-three-shaped box | 4 |
| #1251 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #336 | fiery wing | 3 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #739 | green beer | 14 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #909 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #153 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1379 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 8 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #437 | milky potion | 20 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #453 | molten brick | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #999 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1920 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #321 | smoking grass | 206 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #396 | toast | 2,719 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1021 | yellow snowcone | 25 |