| #1340 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #470 | Feynman gate | 21 |
| #82 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 74 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #413 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 9 |
| #617 | Mountain Stream soda | 12 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #39 | Ram's Face Lager | 2,959 |
| #40 | Snow Queen Crown | 373 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #348 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #32 | bag of Cheat-Os | 960 |
| #1581 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1763 | box of sunshine | 88 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #592 | capacitor relay | 17 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #2495 | club necklace | 2 |
| #36 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1,490 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #503 | evil googly eye | 9 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #33 | ga-ga radio | 400 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #261 | green candy heart | 105 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #351 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 9 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #74 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 315 |
| #483 | ion grid | 24 |
| #408 | lavender candy heart | 44 |
| #796 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #722 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1648 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #136 | orange candy heart | 369 |
| #417 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #1050 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #620 | pink candy heart | 13 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #612 | pretty flower | 108 |
| #23 | ram horns | 599 |
| #22 | ram stick | 629 |
| #56 | right half of a heart necklace | 10 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2147 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #26 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1,058 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #846 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #321 | spooky stuffing | 19 |
| #441 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #6295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #977 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
| #114 | stuffed angry cow | 252 |
| #360 | stuffed astral badger | 107 |
| #223 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 152 |
| #565 | stuffed cocoabo | 76 |
| #179 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 174 |
| #109 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 270 |
| #136 | stuffed hand turkey | 204 |
| #1153 | stuffed mind flayer | 45 |
| #109 | stuffed scary death orb | 265 |
| #115 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 248 |
| #6910 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #108 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 273 |
| #7775 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #127 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 234 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #709 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #120 | toast | 17,290 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #34 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 946 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #850 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #108 | yeti fur | 3,262 |