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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1044 | Daffy Taffy | 22 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #901 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #443 | Knob Goblin spatula | 9 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 26 |
| #679 | Spam Witch sammich | 17 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1688 | Yummy Tummy bean | 63 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
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| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #50 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #462 | beer bong | 2 |
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| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
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| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #671 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| #706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #93 | can of starch | 2 |
| #1277 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #855 | cast | 4 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #565 | centipede eggs | 2 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #653 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1064 | cranberries | 3 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #263 | dehydrated caviar | 17 |
| #354 | desiccated apricot | 13 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #598 | displaced fish | 2 |
| #771 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #708 | eye of newt | 5 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
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| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
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| #1120 | giant needle | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
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| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #479 | hippy medical kit | 2 |
| #1050 | hot wing | 8 |
| #1106 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #1124 | loose teeth | 7 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #186 | megatofu | 48 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #1293 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #670 | salamander spleen | 6 |
| #1551 | saucepan | 2 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #776 | spices | 8 |
| #1290 | spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #845 | squashed frog | 4 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #1029 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #389 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #798 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #1040 | tomato | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #951 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #718 | wad of dough | 18 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
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| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #623 | white sword | 3 |
| #444 | wicker shield | 2 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
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| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |