| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #198 | Gummi-DNA | 5 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1634 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 17 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #220 | Sugar Cog | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1252 | Yummy Tummy bean | 114 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #761 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #468 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1684 | green beer | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #686 | iGoogly | 22 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #830 | monomolecular yo-yo | 41 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1389 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1096 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1213 | unstable DNA | 27 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |