| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #199 | Gummi-DNA | 5 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1637 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 17 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #219 | Sugar Cog | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1254 | Yummy Tummy bean | 114 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #759 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #606 | chocolate filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #686 | iGoogly | 22 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #829 | monomolecular yo-yo | 41 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1097 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1215 | unstable DNA | 27 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |