| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |