| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,660 |
| π₯ | ChibiBuddyβ’ (on) | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| π₯ | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #95 | Cosmic Calorie | 386 |
| #227 | Crimbo Credit | 43 |
| #4 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 4 |
| #7 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 3 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Freddy Kruegerand | 271 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #85 | Holiday Fun! | 4 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| π₯ | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #450 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| π₯ | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #131 | black magic powder | 3 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #107 | bunny liver | 87 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #102 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,667 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #192 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #10 | fistful of ashes | 237 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #952 | grue egg | 28 |
| #493 | hobo nickel | 480 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #335 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #288 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 6 |
| #297 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| π₯ | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #31 | tiny top hat and cane | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |