| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #612 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #76 | CRIMBCO scrip | 4,660 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #95 | Cosmic Calorie | 386 |
| #228 | Crimbo Credit | 43 |
| #4 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 4 |
| #7 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Freddy Kruegerand | 271 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #84 | Holiday Fun! | 4 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #446 | Red Rover BB gun | 6 |
| #218 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #133 | black magic powder | 3 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #115 | bunny liver | 87 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #103 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,667 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #191 | fat loot token | 16 |
| #10 | fistful of ashes | 237 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #955 | grue egg | 28 |
| #491 | hobo nickel | 480 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #340 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #289 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 6 |
| #303 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #309 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #297 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4596 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #32 | tiny top hat and cane | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |