| 🥇 | Arr, M80 | 199,000 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #1415 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #622 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 42 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #212 | donated booze | 45 |
| #315 | donated candy | 20 |
| #224 | donated food | 42 |
| #144 | duct tape wallet | 12 |
| #196 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #198 | fancy seashell necklace | 86 |
| #60 | fat wallet | 32 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #87 | half of a gold tooth | 48 |
| #24 | handful of tips | 161 |
| #97 | huge gold coin | 101 |
| #118 | massive gemstone | 33 |
| #167 | old coin purse | 88 |
| #137 | old leather wallet | 98 |
| #82 | pile of gold coins | 46 |
| #60 | pixel coin | 12 |
| #82 | pixellated moneybag | 19 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #47 | roll of meat | 8 |
| #192 | shiny stones | 38 |
| #135 | solid gold bowling ball | 134 |
| #86 | solid gold jewel | 11 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #52 | valuable coin | 35 |
| #529 | valuable trinket | 147 |