| #685 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
| #102 | 33398 scroll | 256 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #379 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 19 |
| #128 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 5 |
| #355 | Feynman gate | 31 |
| #168 | Frogade | 2 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #120 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 6 |
| #659 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 14 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #39 | Knob Goblin love potion | 713 |
| #34 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1,351 |
| #36 | Knob Goblin steroids | 672 |
| #35 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 345 |
| #489 | Knob Goblin tongs | 16 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #577 | adder bladder | 5 |
| #380 | all-purpose cleaner | 10 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #447 | awful poetry journal | 219 |
| #319 | beach glass bead | 11 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #290 | black pixel | 90 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #425 | blue pixel | 130 |
| #126 | blue pixel potion | 11 |
| #221 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 4 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #273 | bubbly potion | 52 |
| #414 | canopic jar | 7 |
| #430 | capacitor relay | 26 |
| #557 | carbon nanotube frame | 19 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #869 | chrome ore | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #280 | cloudy potion | 50 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #276 | dark potion | 56 |
| #662 | dead guy's watch | 6 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #433 | disembodied brain | 6 |
| #57 | disintegrating quill pen | 372 |
| #566 | disturbing fanfic | 143 |
| #305 | effervescent potion | 45 |
| #211 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 8 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #265 | facsimile dictionary | 39 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #267 | filthy pestle | 9 |
| #226 | fire | 26 |
| #249 | fizzy potion | 63 |
| #48 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 2 |
| #221 | fricasseed brains | 5 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #293 | giant cactus quill | 2 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #881 | green pixel | 12 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #251 | herbs | 122 |
| #89 | hippy herbal tea | 22 |
| #47 | inkwell | 369 |
| #418 | ion grid | 29 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #286 | jug-o-magicalness | 6 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #51 | lotion of coldness | 40 |
| #53 | lotion of hotness | 40 |
| #54 | lotion of sleaziness | 40 |
| #54 | lotion of spookiness | 40 |
| #52 | lotion of stench | 40 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #304 | milky potion | 41 |
| #536 | mind flayer corpse | 10 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #263 | murky potion | 54 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #106 | ointment of the occult | 14 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #146 | potion of potency | 3 |
| #326 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 2 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #368 | probability potion | 114 |
| #536 | procrastination potion | 59 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1016 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #172 | red pixel | 99 |
| #337 | red pixel potion | 10 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #106 | salamander slurry | 4 |
| #752 | salamander spleen | 4 |
| #216 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 11 |
| #769 | scroll of drastic healing | 32 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #53 | sensitive poetry journal | 15 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #289 | smoky potion | 50 |
| 🥈 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1,337 |
| #108 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 190 |
| #623 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 120 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #624 | spices | 16 |
| #992 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #129 | star chart | 161 |
| #419 | stick of dynamite | 3 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #185 | strongness elixir | 44 |
| #266 | swirly potion | 54 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #38 | tattered scrap of paper | 359 |
| #632 | thin black candle | 129 |
| #367 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #238 | tonic water | 1 |
| #29 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 5 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #616 | white lightning | 9 |
| #262 | white pixel | 143 |
| #197 | wussiness potion | 97 |