| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #540 | Chroner | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #183 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #1034 | bottle of tequila | 5 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #647 | box | 10 |
| #56 | boxcar turtle | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #582 | chewing gum on a string | 6 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #200 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #108 | gummi turtle | 11 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #100 | hedgeturtle | 22 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1098 | hobo nickel | 12 |
| #131 | irradiated turtle | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #69 | oil pan | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #227 | pie crust | 5 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #77 | shocked shell | 2 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #147 | turtle wax | 3 |
| #97 | turtle-shaped rock | 4 |
| #158 | turtlemail bits | 15 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |