| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1310 | BGE shotglass | 5 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #200 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,005 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #438 | Crimbuck | 2,325 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 20 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1619 | herringcello | 9 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #85 | lump of coal | 10 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1447 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #50 | teddy borg sewing kit | 2 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #125 | wad of cotton | 22 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |