| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #483 | computronic processing unit | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #696 | fancy dress ball | 16 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #663 | possessed top | 9 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #251 | prussian cathouse | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1094 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #279 | yellow brick road | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |