| #939 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #168 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #135 | M-242 | 100 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #173 | black striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #1661 | brick | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #927 | defective skull | 14 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1005 | disco ball | 13 |
| #1080 | disco mask | 9 |
| #211 | distilled fortified wine | 12 |
| #174 | ducha de oro | 10 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #873 | helmet turtle | 25 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1356 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1004 | joybuzzer | 20 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1470 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 6 |
| #607 | mariachi pants | 18 |
| #173 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #755 | pasta spoon | 17 |
| #382 | perpendicular hula | 2 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #917 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 17 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | ravioli hat | 23 |
| #1466 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #579 | saucepan | 64 |
| #491 | seal tooth | 20 |
| #697 | seal-clubbing club | 29 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #111 | snake | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #117 | sparkler | 100 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #1028 | stolen accordion | 13 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #958 | turtle totem | 19 |
| #244 | twinkly wad | 1,000 |
| #319 | vodka martini | 3 |
| #1425 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #1302 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #776 | x-ray specs | 18 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |