| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #118 | begpwnia | 62 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #489 | black plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #115 | blood flower | 112 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #209 | carbonated water lily | 31 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #248 | disintegrating sheet music | 14 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #109 | half-orchid | 73 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #359 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #165 | lesser grodulated violet | 44 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #186 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #363 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #587 | mauve striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #439 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #404 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #424 | off-white striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #250 | puce paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #636 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #591 | puce striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #150 | tin magnolia | 58 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #123 | tropical orchid | 30 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #138 | upsy daisy | 58 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #381 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #352 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #363 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |