| #148 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 6 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #1152 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #197 | bacon bath ball | 5 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #92 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #105 | incense bath ball | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #167 | portable photocopier | 40 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #387 | white picket fence | 9 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |