| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #16 | DIY protonic accelerator kit | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #25 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Red Rover BB gun | 3,518 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #12 | Zombo's skull ring | 3 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #28 | balloon shield | 9 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #849 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 9 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #8 | pixel pill | 5 |
| #5 | portable motorcycle | 12 |
| #875 | radium-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #1516 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #842 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #835 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #1691 | yellow snowcone | 4 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |