| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #523 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3299 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |