| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 134 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot battery | 3 |
| #21 | Engorged Sausages and You | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #258 | SPF 451 lip balm | 9 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #49 | Z-Bone steak | 75 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #10 | antique beer | 47 |
| #34 | augmented-reality shades | 15 |
| #102 | badass belt | 228 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #96 | caret | 2 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #164 | easter egg balloon | 96 |
| #37 | fitness wristband | 14 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #139 | gamma nog | 4 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #55 | mime army superserum | 3 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #123 | orange peel hat | 4 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | peppermint tailings | 433 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #33 | pristine walrus tusk | 4 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #31 | twitching time capsule | 19 |
| #7 | vampire heart | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |