| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #110 | C.H.U.M. knife | 8 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #13 | Chester's muscle shirt | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's carrot | 3 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #687 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 6 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #12 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 4 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #626 | asparagus knife | 6 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #93 | freezin' bindle | 6 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #617 | oversized pizza cutter | 4 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #242 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #285 | star sword | 2 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #192 | sweet ninja sword | 9 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #364 | tip jar | 2 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #29 | velcro broadsword | 2 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #517 | vorpal blade | 6 |
| #475 | white sword | 6 |
| #476 | witty rapier | 2 |