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| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #475 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |