| #349 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 22 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #332 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 26 |
| #240 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 10 |
| #683 | Imp Ale | 155 |
| #220 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 28 |
| #253 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 17 |
| #596 | Knob Goblin pants | 10 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #321 | Orcish cargo shorts | 9 |
| #444 | Ram's Face Lager | 40 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #7 | White Citadel burger | 6,759 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #474 | antique greaves | 9 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #657 | baconstone | 12 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #199 | beach glass necklace | 2 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #346 | bloody clown pants | 15 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #480 | bugbear bungguard | 10 |
| #1598 | candy cane | 19 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #277 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #65 | demonskin trousers | 3 |
| #1431 | disco ball | 4 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #340 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 3 |
| #141 | eXtreme nose ring | 2 |
| #1096 | eggnog | 12 |
| #125 | evil golden arches | 11 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #311 | filthy corduroys | 23 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #410 | frilly skirt | 8 |
| #1126 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #115 | furry pants | 7 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #1464 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #543 | hamethyst | 15 |
| #686 | heavy D | 30 |
| #1151 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 18 |
| #530 | ice-cold Willer | 72 |
| #824 | ice-cold fotie | 10 |
| #578 | ice-cold six-pack | 10 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #325 | leather chaps | 8 |
| #305 | leotarrrd | 6 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #374 | lowercase N | 27 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #476 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #483 | mariachi pants | 29 |
| #579 | metallic A | 33 |
| #173 | miner's pants | 20 |
| #337 | ninja hot pants | 10 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #679 | original G | 29 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #538 | porquoise | 14 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1810 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #431 | ruby W | 23 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #213 | snowboarder pants | 17 |
| #58 | spiced rum | 18 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #775 | stone of eXtreme power | 8 |
| #761 | string of blue beads | 16 |
| #550 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #235 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 84 |
| #213 | swashbuckling pants | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #574 | white satin pants | 3 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |