| #9 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 1 |
| #6 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 1 |
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #20 | Comma Chameleon egg | 3 |
| #21 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 3 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbo stocking | 5 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #4 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 1 |
| #8 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 4 |
| #13 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 3 |
| #5 | Jekyllin hide belt | 4 |
| #13 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 4 |
| #4 | Libram of Divine Favors | 5 |
| #10 | Libram of Love Songs | 5 |
| #6 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #4 | March hat | 4 |
| #10 | Mayflower bouquet | 3 |
| 🥉 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 5 |
| #71 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 100 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #4 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 5 |
| #9 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 5 |
| #13 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 5 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #10 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 3 |
| #11 | Travoltan trousers | 3 |
| #23 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 3 |
| #20 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 3 |
| #26 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 3 |
| #10 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 1 |
| 🥈 | V for Vivala mask | 12 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #18 | astral badger | 3 |
| #5 | bad penguin egg | 10 |
| #56 | ball-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #25 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 2 |
| 🥈 | bottled green pixie | 6 |
| #12 | bow | 16 |
| #13 | bow staff | 4 |
| #16 | bowlegged pants | 4 |
| #13 | bowler | 4 |
| #57 | brine | 223 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #7 | class five ecto-larva | 3 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #11 | cotton candy cocoon | 5 |
| 🥉 | crimbo elfling | 1 |
| 🥈 | dandy lion cub | 25 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #58 | dill | 408 |
| #4 | doppelshifter egg | 3 |
| #1097 | eggnog | 12 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #87 | ghost cucumber | 368 |
| #1226 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #8 | haiku katana | 5 |
| 🥉 | hand turkey outline | 1 |
| #66 | handmade hobby horse | 3 |
| #8 | homeless hobo spirit | 3 |
| 🥇 | ice baby | 9 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #8 | iceberglet | 3 |
| 🥉 | imitation nice watch | 11 |
| #13 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 3 |
| #9 | little box of fireworks | 5 |
| 🥉 | llama lama cria | 10 |
| #11 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 6 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #92 | mafia aria | 250 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| 🥉 | miniscule temporal rip | 4 |
| 🥉 | naughty origami kit | 5 |
| #6 | navel ring of navel gazing | 3 |
| #4 | orphan baby yeti | 1 |
| #7 | packet of mayfly bait | 5 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #40 | petrified time | 7 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #8 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 4 |
| #9 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #19 | sane hatrack | 3 |
| #49 | set of jacks | 3 |
| #9 | severed rocking horse head | 29 |
| 🥉 | silk garter snake | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| 🥈 | spooky rattling cigar box | 10 |
| #246 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 128 |
| #663 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 68 |
| #226 | stuffed angry cow | 144 |
| #333 | stuffed astral badger | 112 |
| #205 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 157 |
| #358 | stuffed cocoabo | 101 |
| #183 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 169 |
| #20 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1,149 |
| #255 | stuffed hand turkey | 129 |
| #277 | stuffed mind flayer | 124 |
| #21 | stuffed scary death orb | 1,181 |
| #172 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 180 |
| #284 | stuffed snowy owl | 117 |
| #187 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 169 |
| #28 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 659 |
| #28 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 793 |
| #10 | sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic sword | 8 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #60 | vinegar | 484 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| 🥉 | wizard action figure | 6 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #4 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 11 |