| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #45 | Valentine | 1,337 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #140 | black velvet box | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #402 | broken cellular phone | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #633 | candy stake | 10 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #453 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 23 |
| #1003 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1197 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #1309 | fake hand | 7 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #248 | frozen Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #535 | green beer | 23 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #984 | joybuzzer | 21 |
| #169 | kneecapping stick | 100 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #10 | tasteful black bow tie | 13 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1222 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #1402 | yellow snowcone | 10 |