| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #740 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #117 | long-stemmed rose | 15 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2125 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3035 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4060 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3821 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4298 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4055 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #15 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 27 |
| #91 | wind-up chattering teeth | 261 |