| #760 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #958 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #488 | banana | 9 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #295 | burnt flower | 8 |
| #796 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #619 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #750 | defective skull | 22 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #567 | encoder ring | 22 |
| #779 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 31 |
| #830 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #858 | fake hand | 23 |
| #547 | filthy lucre | 69 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #833 | jazz soap | 29 |
| #924 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #11 | loose teeth | 25,736 |
| #717 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 38 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #809 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 23 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1291 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1082 | rubber emo roe | 19 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #876 | whoopie cushion | 31 |
| #971 | wind-up chattering teeth | 25 |
| #712 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #911 | yellow snowcone | 31 |