| #176 | Angry Farmer candy | 997 |
| #87 | CSA discount card | 114 |
| #784 | Corpse Island iced tea | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #290 | FDKOL commendation | 1,620 |
| #40 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #114 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 914 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #96 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,592 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #387 | astronaut pants | 22 |
| #248 | awful poetry journal | 608 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #147 | bag of lard | 8 |
| #270 | baggie of powdered sugar | 87 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #221 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 4 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of fire | 213 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #245 | bunch of bananas | 20 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #175 | chaos butterfly | 1,743 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #636 | dense meat stack | 28 |
| #94 | disassembled clover | 1,311 |
| #211 | disturbing fanfic | 942 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #128 | drop of water-37 | 103 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #15 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 2 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #7 | fire axe | 4 |
| #14 | fireman's helmet | 3 |
| #21 | flimsy clipboard | 392 |
| #27 | forbidden sausage | 12 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #201 | furry fur | 723 |
| #137 | giant needle | 625 |
| #150 | glacial sapphire | 5 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #249 | heavy D | 437 |
| #26 | hill of beans | 1,806 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #347 | jar of swamp gas | 121 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #1417 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #173 | mandarina colada | 3 |
| #83 | meat stack | 1,896 |
| #129 | molten brick | 103 |
| #248 | original G | 441 |
| #245 | plot hole | 802 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #122 | probability potion | 899 |
| #148 | procrastination potion | 719 |
| #67 | rave whistle | 200 |
| #224 | scrumptious reagent | 569 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #87 | smoking grass | 973 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #35 | stolen office supplies | 235 |
| #192 | stone wool | 1 |
| #160 | thin black candle | 1,775 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #86 | twinkly wad | 8,000 |
| #145 | wolf mask | 310 |
| #505 | yeti fur | 200 |