MissHap

RankItemQuantity
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#53Chester's bag of candy2
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#171Frosty's frosty mug10
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#176Hodgman's blanket8
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#177Ol' Scratch's salad fork8
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#1883anniversary gift box2
#52bottle of gin1,087
#129bottle of rum830
#51bottle of tequila1,158
#63bottle of vodka825
#294bottle of whiskey145
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#183boxed wine192
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#502coconut shell57
#716comfy coffin1
#615deadly lampshade1
#358didgeridooka7
#469dull fish scale1
#332extra-greasy slider6
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#240frozen banquet10
#36grapefruit980
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#5199handful of confetti1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#169jar of fermented pickle juice13
#376kiwi1
#116lemon838
#11liar's pants1
#327little paper umbrella217
#299magical ice cubes168
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#33olive1,061
#80orange1,012
#721pink clay bead8
#100raspberry beret1
#34soda water575
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#69strawberry532
#593supportive bra1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#292voodoo snuff5
#66wool hat46

Wow, that's 9,833 items total!

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