| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #53 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #171 | Frosty's frosty mug | 10 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #176 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #177 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #52 | bottle of gin | 1,087 |
| #129 | bottle of rum | 830 |
| #51 | bottle of tequila | 1,158 |
| #63 | bottle of vodka | 825 |
| #294 | bottle of whiskey | 145 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #183 | boxed wine | 192 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #502 | coconut shell | 57 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #358 | didgeridooka | 7 |
| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #36 | grapefruit | 980 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #116 | lemon | 838 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #327 | little paper umbrella | 217 |
| #299 | magical ice cubes | 168 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #33 | olive | 1,061 |
| #80 | orange | 1,012 |
| #721 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #34 | soda water | 575 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #69 | strawberry | 532 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #292 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
| #66 | wool hat | 46 |