| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #171 | Frosty's frosty mug | 10 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #175 | Hodgman's blanket | 8 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #179 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 8 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #53 | bottle of gin | 1,087 |
| #131 | bottle of rum | 830 |
| #48 | bottle of tequila | 1,158 |
| #64 | bottle of vodka | 825 |
| #295 | bottle of whiskey | 145 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #184 | boxed wine | 192 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #490 | coconut shell | 57 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #357 | didgeridooka | 7 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #240 | frozen banquet | 10 |
| #35 | grapefruit | 980 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #114 | lemon | 838 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #323 | little paper umbrella | 217 |
| #293 | magical ice cubes | 168 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #33 | olive | 1,061 |
| #80 | orange | 1,012 |
| #712 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #33 | soda water | 575 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #68 | strawberry | 532 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #291 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
| #66 | wool hat | 46 |