| #35 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1036 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #270 | bejeweled cufflinks | 16 |
| #334 | black candy heart | 30 |
| #3270 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #323 | club necklace | 19 |
| #625 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #219 | diamond necklace | 23 |
| #253 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 205 |
| #534 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #426 | garish pinky ring | 10 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #409 | heart necklace | 16 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #11 | packaged Pocket Professor | 2 |
| #341 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #306 | radium-flavored potato chips | 172 |
| #21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #698 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #262 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 23 |
| #243 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 24 |
| #346 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 18 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #437 | spade necklace | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #580 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 76 |
| #481 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 85 |
| #335 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 106 |
| #884 | stuffed Meat | 53 |
| #557 | stuffed angry cow | 79 |
| #565 | stuffed astral badger | 81 |
| #534 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 84 |
| #565 | stuffed cocoabo | 76 |
| #921 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #583 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 77 |
| #563 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 81 |
| #596 | stuffed hand turkey | 76 |
| #669 | stuffed key | 84 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #632 | stuffed mind flayer | 74 |
| #747 | stuffed mink | 63 |
| #809 | stuffed monocle | 58 |
| #548 | stuffed scary death orb | 82 |
| #660 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #559 | stuffed snowy owl | 77 |
| #619 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 74 |
| #529 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 82 |
| #828 | stuffed teddy butler | 55 |
| #750 | stuffed tin of caviar | 64 |
| #515 | stuffed treasure chest | 112 |
| #728 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 66 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #20 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #868 | useless powder | 65 |
| #299 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 154 |