| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #267 | bejeweled cufflinks | 16 |
| #334 | black candy heart | 30 |
| #3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #321 | club necklace | 19 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #219 | diamond necklace | 23 |
| #253 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 205 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #426 | garish pinky ring | 10 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #405 | heart necklace | 16 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #13 | packaged Pocket Professor | 2 |
| #342 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #306 | radium-flavored potato chips | 172 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #258 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 23 |
| #243 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 24 |
| #343 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 18 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #436 | spade necklace | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #578 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 76 |
| #472 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 85 |
| #326 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 106 |
| #881 | stuffed Meat | 53 |
| #551 | stuffed angry cow | 79 |
| #560 | stuffed astral badger | 81 |
| #529 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 84 |
| #556 | stuffed cocoabo | 76 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #580 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 77 |
| #559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 81 |
| #595 | stuffed hand turkey | 76 |
| #665 | stuffed key | 84 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #626 | stuffed mind flayer | 74 |
| #744 | stuffed mink | 63 |
| #801 | stuffed monocle | 58 |
| #546 | stuffed scary death orb | 82 |
| #656 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 71 |
| #554 | stuffed snowy owl | 77 |
| #615 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 74 |
| #526 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 82 |
| #824 | stuffed teddy butler | 55 |
| #749 | stuffed tin of caviar | 64 |
| #513 | stuffed treasure chest | 112 |
| #727 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 66 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #869 | useless powder | 65 |
| #299 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 154 |