| 🥇 | Alice's Army Bowman | 679 |
| 🥉 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 11 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #754 | Ent cider | 5 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #630 | Meleegra™ pills | 10 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #9 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | beefy fish meat | 50 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #476 | broken cellular phone | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #573 | bum cheek | 12 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #25 | disintegrating quill pen | 1,070 |
| #17 | dragonfish caviar | 50 |
| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #19 | evil golden arch | 1,000 |
| #12 | evil golden arches | 1,000 |
| #1311 | fake hand | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #605 | frilly skirt | 3 |
| #32 | glistening fish meat | 50 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #26 | grease gun | 9 |
| #461 | green candy heart | 28 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #5 | inkwell | 10,026 |
| #922 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | lupine sword | 3,041 |
| #52 | meaty helmet turtle | 2 |
| #369 | orange candy heart | 85 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #17 | piece of wedding cake | 1,337 |
| #807 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #4 | poison pen | 696 |
| #17 | queen cookie | 133 |
| #251 | scented massage oil | 6 |
| #23 | seaweed | 75 |
| #462 | shingle | 8 |
| #30 | slick fish meat | 50 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| 🥈 | snarling wolf shield | 4,017 |
| #36 | soyburger juice | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | tip jar | 100 |
| #7 | velcro paddle ball | 10 |
| #515 | white candy heart | 30 |
| #45 | white rice | 75 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #250 | yellow candy heart | 200 |