| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1162 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1825 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #170 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #213 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #517 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #119 | glacial sapphire | 7 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #722 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #103 | steamy ruby | 15 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #242 | tawdry amethyst | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #214 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #788 | useless powder | 88 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |