| #151 | Amulet of Yendor | 155 |
| #40 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 91 |
| #307 | Jack-in-the-box | 20 |
| #352 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 127 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #129 | Red Rover BB gun | 29 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #31 | Vial of jus de larmes | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #15 | bag of airline peanuts | 983 |
| #603 | bejeweled cufflinks | 5 |
| #471 | black candy heart | 14 |
| #320 | black-and-blue light | 169 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #174 | blue plasma ball | 372 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #441 | cheap studded belt | 74 |
| #874 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #312 | cymbal syrup | 30 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #63 | defective skull | 333 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #32 | eggman noodles | 9 |
| #98 | encoder ring | 182 |
| #28 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 825 |
| #25 | fake fake vomit | 915 |
| #434 | fake hand | 64 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #428 | flavored foot massage oil | 75 |
| #476 | foam dart | 54 |
| #728 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #31 | jazz soap | 656 |
| #16 | joybuzzer | 883 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #22 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 715 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #373 | mood ring | 21 |
| #571 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #12 | personalized birthday cake | 288 |
| #579 | personalized coffee mug | 60 |
| #28 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 627 |
| #11 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1,005 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #91 | puff of smoke | 11 |
| #161 | red balloon | 2 |
| #413 | red-and-green sweater | 5 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #70 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 54 |
| #102 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 44 |
| #110 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 40 |
| #104 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 39 |
| #24 | rubber emo roe | 889 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #427 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 78 |
| #719 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 61 |
| #977 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 48 |
| #208 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 148 |
| #106 | stuffed Meat | 284 |
| #317 | stuffed angry cow | 114 |
| #187 | stuffed astral badger | 168 |
| #88 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 327 |
| #267 | stuffed cocoabo | 124 |
| #81 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 102 |
| #80 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 327 |
| #83 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 337 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #242 | stuffed hand turkey | 136 |
| #381 | stuffed key | 150 |
| #88 | stuffed martini | 104 |
| #130 | stuffed mind flayer | 224 |
| #258 | stuffed mink | 150 |
| #360 | stuffed monocle | 121 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #75 | stuffed scary death orb | 377 |
| #81 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 336 |
| #232 | stuffed snowy owl | 139 |
| #78 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 363 |
| #1099 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #189 | stuffed teddy butler | 191 |
| #157 | stuffed tin of caviar | 215 |
| #388 | stuffed treasure chest | 148 |
| #260 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 130 |
| #125 | stuffed yo-yo | 6 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | thought balloon | 250 |
| #30 | whoopie cushion | 624 |
| #23 | wind-up chattering teeth | 784 |
| #307 | worthless gewgaw | 17 |
| #224 | worthless knick-knack | 44 |
| #49 | x-ray specs | 392 |
| #421 | yellow snowcone | 82 |