| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 11 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1173 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #170 | fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #608 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1177 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |