| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 11 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #170 | fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |