| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #192 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 2 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #431 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #63 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 8 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #808 | Mad Train wine | 59 |
| #185 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 2 |
| #790 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #62 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #479 | Ram's Face Lager | 31 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #623 | Supernova Champagne | 2 |
| #706 | Typical Tavern swill | 2 |
| #152 | Ye Olde Meade | 3 |
| #92 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #71 | blood and blood | 3 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 4 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #280 | bottle of cooking sherry | 5 |
| #841 | bottle of gin | 8 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #996 | bottle of rum | 12 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 50 |
| #1081 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #864 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1103 | boxed wine | 3 |
| #426 | cream stout | 3 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #245 | cup of primitive beer | 8 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1043 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1064 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1032 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1017 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #151 | elven squeeze | 31 |
| #608 | fine wine | 4 |
| #732 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #379 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #218 | green beer | 77 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #17 | plain old beer | 200 |
| #96 | premium malt liquor | 18 |
| #654 | pretty flower | 98 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 472 |
| #5 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 136 |
| #4 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 430 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 676 |
| #14 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 76 |
| #2418 | toast | 39 |
| #85 | unflavored wine cooler | 15 |
| #76 | very fancy whiskey | 1 |
| #36 | wax booze | 1 |
| #293 | white lightning | 43 |