| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #639 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 6 |
| #677 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #732 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 5 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #348 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #845 | Knoll mushroom | 3 |
| #598 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 8 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #850 | Spam Witch sammich | 7 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #1538 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #206 | cocktail onion | 5 |
| #990 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 7 |
| #824 | cranberries | 9 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1089 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #875 | goat cheese pizza | 2 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #593 | hellion cube | 5 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #700 | herbs | 7 |
| #882 | hill of beans | 2 |
| #845 | hot wing | 17 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #225 | kumquat | 4 |
| #1112 | pail | 5 |
| #244 | papaya sling | 6 |
| #269 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #1015 | pasta spoon | 8 |
| #826 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1618 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #681 | phonics down | 41 |
| #454 | piercing post | 2 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #601 | pirate pelvis | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #1172 | plot hole | 3 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #678 | pr0n legs | 9 |
| #967 | probability potion | 5 |
| #834 | procrastination potion | 11 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #287 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 3 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #638 | spices | 15 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #48 | strawberry daiquiri | 180 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #913 | tomato | 5 |
| #594 | uncooked chorizo | 2 |
| #972 | wad of dough | 4 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #385 | whiskey and cola | 4 |
| #426 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #566 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #570 | white pixel | 25 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #985 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |