| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #639 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 6 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #612 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #731 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 5 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #844 | Knoll mushroom | 3 |
| #600 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 8 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #851 | Spam Witch sammich | 7 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #1537 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #206 | cocktail onion | 5 |
| #991 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 7 |
| #827 | cranberries | 9 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1090 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #875 | goat cheese pizza | 2 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #593 | hellion cube | 5 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #700 | herbs | 7 |
| #882 | hill of beans | 2 |
| #844 | hot wing | 17 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #226 | kumquat | 4 |
| #1115 | pail | 5 |
| #246 | papaya sling | 6 |
| #270 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #1021 | pasta spoon | 8 |
| #827 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1615 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #682 | phonics down | 41 |
| #454 | piercing post | 2 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #600 | pirate pelvis | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #1170 | plot hole | 3 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #677 | pr0n legs | 9 |
| #966 | probability potion | 5 |
| #835 | procrastination potion | 11 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #287 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 3 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #638 | spices | 15 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #48 | strawberry daiquiri | 180 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4813 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6162 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #913 | tomato | 5 |
| #593 | uncooked chorizo | 2 |
| #971 | wad of dough | 4 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #388 | whiskey and cola | 4 |
| #425 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #569 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #574 | white pixel | 25 |
| #1869 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #986 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #853 | wussiness potion | 3 |