| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo pants | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbo sword | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 2 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #195 | Orcish frat-paddle | 18 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #49 | box of sunshine | 8,583 |
| #258 | brick | 150 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #710 | can of Red Minotaur | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #5 | guitar pick | 8,960 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #375 | long-stemmed rose | 3 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #10 | tiny plastic sword | 11 |
| #342 | tiny plastic warwelf | 19 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #2530 | toast | 28 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |