| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #122 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 4 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #75 | diamond-studded fronts | 4 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #99 | eye-pod | 6 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #94 | false eyelashes | 6 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #201 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #260 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #148 | iced-out bling | 3 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #930 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #148 | limburger biker boots | 3 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #172 | magnifying glass | 4 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #157 | meatcar model | 4 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #128 | menorette | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #117 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 5 |
| #42 | moonglasses | 11 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #91 | palm-frond toupee | 7 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1615 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 3 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #508 | red pixel potion | 4 |
| #5 | redrum | 2,001 |
| #184 | rhesus monkey | 4 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| 🥈 | rum and cola | 6,001 |
| #27 | salty dog | 8,501 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #302 | shock collar | 2 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #324 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #151 | teddy bear sewing kit | 3 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #97 | tiny knife and fork | 6 |
| #178 | tiny maracas | 5 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #36 | tuning fork | 6 |
| 🥈 | vodka and cranberry | 5,401 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | whiskey and cola | 6,601 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |