| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #65 | C.H.U.M. chum | 35 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #53 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 42 |
| #28 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 80 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #43 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 40 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 5 |
| #270 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 198 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #269 | black-and-blue light | 226 |
| #96 | blackberry polite | 3 |
| #302 | blue plasma ball | 184 |
| #163 | bottle of Ooze-O | 9 |
| #350 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 14 |
| #209 | bubbly potion | 83 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #258 | cheap studded belt | 203 |
| #211 | cloudy potion | 84 |
| #280 | dark potion | 55 |
| #443 | decaying goldfish liver | 6 |
| #329 | effervescent potion | 39 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #153 | eyedrops of newt | 2 |
| #36 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 21 |
| #199 | fizzy potion | 96 |
| #261 | flavored foot massage oil | 201 |
| #257 | foam dart | 205 |
| #513 | gator skin | 4 |
| #82 | gatorskin umbrella | 5 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #130 | libation of liveliness | 3 |
| #36 | lotion of coldness | 70 |
| #43 | lotion of hotness | 63 |
| #55 | lotion of sleaziness | 38 |
| #41 | lotion of spookiness | 53 |
| #64 | lotion of stench | 25 |
| #101 | milk of magnesium | 25 |
| #184 | milky potion | 91 |
| #208 | murky potion | 78 |
| #67 | oil of expertise | 13 |
| #91 | oil of oiliness | 17 |
| #49 | oil of slipperiness | 18 |
| #49 | oil of stability | 33 |
| #54 | ointment of the occult | 53 |
| #182 | personal massager | 178 |
| #376 | personalized coffee mug | 167 |
| #193 | philter of phorce | 7 |
| #100 | potent potion of potency | 2 |
| #34 | potion of potency | 31 |
| #107 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 19 |
| #102 | pristine fish scale | 2 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #28 | serum of sarcasm | 200 |
| #332 | sewer nuggets | 48 |
| #152 | sewer wad | 17 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #357 | smoky potion | 34 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #250 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 200 |
| #194 | swirly potion | 90 |
| #60 | tomato juice of powerful power | 115 |
| #143 | unfortunate dumplings | 2 |